Heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Dublin and says to the first man he sees,"Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man says, "I do, Father."

Father Murphy says, "Then leave this pub right now!"

He then approaches a second man and says, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father!"

"Then leave this den of satan!"

Next he walks up to O'Toole. "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"No, I don't, Father," says O'Toole.

Father Murphy looks him right in the eye and says, "Saints Preserve us, O'Toole! You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole smiles and says, "Well now, Father, yes, when I die.
I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."