Strange facts about Scotland from recent surveys:
1. In Scotland...a pizza can get to your house before an ambulance.
2. In Scotland... supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get there prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
3. In Scotland... people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
4. In Scotland... banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
5. In Scotland... we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the drive and keep our junk & lawnmowers in the garage.
6. Three Scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
7. 142 Scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
8. 58 Scots are injured each year by using sharp knives as screwdrivers.
9. 31 Scots have died since 1996 by watering Christmas trees while the fairy lights were on.
10. 19 Scots have died in the last 3 years believing that all Christmas decorations were made of chocolate.
11. Scottish hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
12. 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of there feet.
13. 19 Scots have had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new pullover with a lit cigarette in there mouths.
14. A massive 543 Scots were admitted into A & E in the last two years after opening beer bottles with their teeth.
15. 5 Scots were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars.
16. And finally ........In 2000 80 Scots cracked there skulls while throwing up into the toilet.
Mental or what? ... Pass the whisky !!
Crackersmoor
Daft people ... we Scots
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