CAT'S IN THE TOILET

My two precious kits are very upset with my DB for sending this to me ;-) --Thought you might enjoy it!

HOW TO THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET

1. Put both seats of the toilet in the up position. Add 3 capfuls of shampoo to the toilet water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash and rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people or other precious pets between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean! This is actually a twofer, because you will now have a clean toilet AND a clean cat!

Sincerely, The Dog

This message was edited Jan 29, 2004 6:37 PM