I NEVER remember jokes, so I'm getting this one down fast. My DH just called me with it. I think it's funny, but I'm easy.
Two muffins are going round and round in the microwave. One muffin looks to the other muffin and says,
'Holy %$#@ it's getting hot in here!'
The other muffin says,
'Holy %$#@ a talking muffin!!!'
*giggle* *guffaw* *snort* *sigh* okay, I'm done...
Okay, okay, I got one!
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