What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Claus after he's fallen into a lit fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
Rude Olph
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooory Christmas
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll.
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe.
How does Santa Claus take pictures
With his North Pole-aroid
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus - trophobia
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him
What can Santa give away and still keep?
A cold.
Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?
They are so good that they stick their necks out for anyone.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their game in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snow flakes.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve
What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem
and finally
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
No L
Merry Christmas to one and all!!!
Christmas Riddles
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