Top Ten Signs You Have Gone Over the Garden Edge

10: Your favorite poem is "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue."

9: Your kids are named, Rose, Violet Daisy, Zucchini.

8: You have 8 X 10 family pictures of your tomatoes on your office shelf.

7: Your idea of a Sat. night date is going out in the garden & hand pollinating the plants.

6: You think a cocktail is liquid fertilizer.

5: You rush home from work and go straight to the garden and hug your Brugs, then head to the house to see your family.

4: On Christmas Eve, visons of "Sugar Peas" dance in your head.

3: After the first frost, you are seen holding funeral services in your garden.

2: You take your kids multiple vitamins from them to use as a supplement to your plants fertilizer.

And the number #1 sign that you've gone over the gardening edge:

1: Every spring your family files a "Missing Person's" report. You remain missing all summer & mysteriously re-appear in the fall.

Bernie