Talking Frog

Think I have heard this one before but don't remember if it was here or my DH told it to me........LOL



MY HUSBAND IS 77 YEARS OLD AND LOVES TO FISH. HE WAS
SITTING IN HIS BOAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A
VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."

HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANYONE. HE THOUGHT
HE WAS DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK
ME UP."

HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP
WAS A FROG. MY HUSBAND SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"?

THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU. PICK ME UP
AND KISS ME AND I'll TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST
WONDERFUL SEXUAL PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED
OF."

MY HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND
THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING
IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST POCKET.

THEN THE FROG SAID,"WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? DIDN'T YOU
HEAR WHAT I SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU
SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD."

HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT
MY AGE I'D RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG."