Groaners........and One Liners....

I got this from KimKommando news letter..........

.................A lesson from the Dog..................
There once was a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had a weird habit. He liked to eat grass ,but in quantities that would put a lawnmower to shame. One day the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside.He looked and looked ,but it was nowhere to be found. As it was getting dark,he decided to give up for the night and look for it the next morning. When he awoke ,he went outside and saw the dog had eaten the grass all in the area around where he had been working.His wrench now lay in plain sight,glinting in the sun. Going out to get his wrench,he called the dog over to him and said "A grazing Mace,how sweet the hound,that saved a wrench for me."
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........G r o a n ! ..............

That one really hurt ;-)