Womans Prayer

Jones Creek, TX(Zone 9a)

This had to be thought of by some poor woman that had a [deleted] hubby and hadn't slept in so long she was delusional and thought something like this exist..Or she was already dreaming.... poor thing ..LOL.....
watcha think?

WOMAN'S PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who is handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.




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