Are my .........

A man is lying in a Glasgow hospital wearing an oxygen mask ... A nurse walks past and the guy says: "Are my testicles black?"
"What?" asks the nurse.
"Are my testicles black?"

So the nurse pulls down the covers then his trousers, and has a good wee check at his crown jewels, and says "No, there fine".

The man pulled off the mask and said, "I said, are my test results back!!!"

:-D

Wintermoor