Computer Replacement!

I used to be an IT Manager in Local Government ( loved it! - but am now retired :)) ) - I'm still interested in what's going on in the world of IT & recently I was sent this from my sister who is also in government IT

"To All Staff

There are a lot of changes that are going to be taking place across the Council as far as the Computers go.
The Goal for all Council Departments is to remove all Computers by January 2004 as an on going cost cutting exercise within ALL Council Departments.

Instead everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch.

There are many good reasons for doing this,

1 No boot up problems.
2 No Technical Glitches keeping work form being done.
3 No more wasted time reading Emails.
4 No more worries about power cuts.
5 Budget savings on upgrades/breakdowns is unparalleled.

Frequently Asked questions from the Etch-A- Sketch Help Desk;

Q; My Etch-A –Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A; Pick it up and shake it.

Q; How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A; Pick it up and shake it.

Q; What`s the shortcut for Undo?
A; Pick it up and shake it

Q; How do I create a new Document window?
A; Pick it up and Shake it.

Q; How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour?
A; Pick it up and Shake it.

Q; What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A; Pick it up and Shake it.

Q: How do I Delete a Document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A; Pick it up and Shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch -A-Sketch Document?
A; Don’t Shake it."