Inner peace at last

Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it was passed on to me
> and has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read
> in an article, I have finally found inner peace ... It read:
>
> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
> started."
>
> So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
> So, today I have finished one small bottle of vodka, a bottle of red
> wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates
> and a half-gallon of Baskin Robbins rocky road.
>
> You have no idea how good I feel.