Male Drivers ;-)

Driving down the motorway to the office this morning, I looked over to
my right only to see a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour
with her face up close to her rearview mirror......putting on her
eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that make-up! It
scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of
trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering
wheel, I lost control of my mobile, which fell into the coffee between
my legs, causing it to splash and burn my wedding tackle. This in turn
caused me to scream, which saw the cigarette fall out of my mouth,
ruining my shirt and disconnecting an important call.

WOMAN DRIVERS!!