Lines for Lexophiles

Plain City, OH(Zone 5b)

Lines for Lexophiles (lovers of words)

1. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
2. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
3. A lot of money is tainted. “Taint yours” and “taint mine”.
4. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
5. He had a photographic mind which was never developed.
6. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
7. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
8. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
9. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
10. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
11. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
12. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
13. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
14. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
15. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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