Outsider's view

wrote this a long time ago and just found it on an old disk........lol

I think you're all nerds,
I think you're all geeks,
You haven't gotten out of your chair for two weeks.
The sink is all full,
The clothes in a pile.
You say, "Give me five minutes,
While I download this file".
Your kids are all dirty,
They smell like rats.
You say, "I'll give them a bath,
When I'm done with my chats".
You talk to people named buggy, ziggy, and bite.
I say lets go out to eat,
You say no! not tonight.
Then all of a sudden you turn and you say,
"What's it like outside?
And what is today?"
Did it rain, did it snow?
Are those spring flowers starting to show?
Then you stand up with a pain in your ***,
And say, "The world looks so different,
When not viewed from glass".

~By Susan Bowlby