WIFE: Who is this?
MAID: This is the maid.
WIFE: We don't have a maid.
MAID: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
WIFE: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
MAID: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I assumed was his wife.
WIFE: Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
MAID: What would I have to do?
WIFE: Take the gun from my desk drawer and shoot him and the woman with him.
Maid puts down phone. Wife hears footsteps... then gunshots... then more footsteps.
MAID: What shall I do with the bodies?
WIFE: Drag them out and throw them in the swimming pool.
MAID: But... there's no pool here.
( . . . . long pause . . . . )
WIFE: Is this 832-4821?
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