A friend from across the 'big pond' sent me these:
Haiku Pun
In need of some dough
A thief got into my house
Intruder window.
It is better to have loved a short person and lost
than never to have loved a tall
In England they do not have a kidney bank,
but they do have a Liverpool
If a centipede a bucketful,
how much would a precipice? A sheer drop.*
*So sorry for the language but it made me laugh!
Charles Dickens was despondent in a Paris bar, telling the bartender "It is the worst of times, for I am without an idea for a new work. Let me partake of a vodka martini," to which the bartender responded "Olive or twist?"
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