West Virginia Girls......

West Virginia gals...

West Virginia gals appreciate their natural assets:
~Freckles.
~A warm smile.
~That unforgettable, West Virginia drawl.

West Virginia gals know their manners:
~Yes, Paw."
~Yes, Maw

West Virginia gals have a distinct way with fond expressions:
~ "Y'all come back!"
~ "How's your Momma?"
~"I'm gonna' whoop you!"
~"Love your hair."

West Virginia gals don't glisten ....they sweat

West Virginia gals know the joys of June, July, and August:
~Sweet Tea
~Summer tans
~Daisy Dukes

West Virginia gals know everybody's first name:
~Honey
~Sweetie
~Darlin

West Virginia gals know their religions:
~Baptist
~Methodist
~Football
~Nascar

West Virginia gals know their country breakfasts:
~ Brown Gravy
~Country ham
~Homemade biscuits

West Virginia gals know their p's & q's
~"P"umpkin Pie
~"Q"uiet ya'll
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West Virginia gals know their elegant gentlemen:
~Men in uniform.
~Men in muscle shirts.
~Men in Levis

West Virginia gals know their prime real estate
~Wal Mart
~Lowe's
~Waffle House
~Local Grill

West Virginia gals know the three deadly sins:
~Bad hair
~Bad breath
~Bad dancers

West Virginia gals know men may come and men
may go, but friends are fo'evah!




Now you run along, Sweetie, and send this to
someone else raised in West Virginia.