The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are sound asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of starts, Kimosabee."
"What does that tell you?", asks the Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millons of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Kimosabee?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says,
"No Tonto, Someone has stolen our tent."
The Lone Ranger
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