I can't help it - my last name is O'Hopp

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up to the loan officer. The frog says, "Hi, what´s your name?"
The loan officer says, "My name is John Paddywack. Can I help you?"
The frog says, "yeah, I´d like to borrow some money."
The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. He says, "Okay, what´s your name?"
The frog says, "Kermit Jagger."
The loan officer says "Really? Any relation to Mick Jagger?"
The frog says, "Yeah, he´s my dad."
The loan officer says, "Okay. Ummmm... do you have any collateral?"
The frog hands the loan officer a pink ceramic elephant and says, "Will this do?"
The loan officer says, "Hmmmm... I´m not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager."
The frog says, "Oh, tell him I said hi. He knows me."
The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, "Excuse me, but there´s this frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing, I´m not even sure what it is."
The manager says, "It´s a nick-nack, Paddywack. Give the frog a loan. His old man´s a Rolling Stone.!!!