The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf course clubhouse. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
>MAN: "Hello"
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>MAN: "Yes"
>WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only
>$2,500. Can I buy it?"
>MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models.
>I saw one I really liked - a little coupe.
>MAN: "How much?"
>WOMAN: "$68,000"
>MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
>WOMAN: "Great! One more little thing....the house we wanted last year is
>back on the market. They're only asking $750,000."
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $725,000."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment with
>stark horror on their faces. Then the man grins and asks:
>"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"