Telephone

The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller.
"At nine," he answered.
The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?"
"At nine".
The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?"
"I told you before at nine".
"Imm just inn aa hury cause I got locked in tha stor las nite".


Lucky him


Wintermoor