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Wintermoor Jesteburg-Wiedenhof, Germany(Zone 8a) May 31, 2003

Doctor to patient: "Do you like to drink, smoke, and play around with women?"
"Yes doctor," replied the patient.
"You should abstain, and do you like eat steaks, potatoes, etc".
"Well yes," said the patient.
"You should do it with moderation," said the doctor.
"Will I live longer" asked the patient "if I do all that?".
"No," replied the doctor "but it will seem to be longer".


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