Olympic team

Three Irishmen wanted to get in to the stadium to watch the Olympic Games, but none of them had a ticket.
They were walking past a building site, and the first Paddy got an idea. He picked up a stone and carrying it on his shoulder and tucked into his chin, he walked up to the stadium.
"Irish shot-putt team" he told the security, and was allowed entrance.
The second Paddy picked up a long piece of scaffolding, carried it on his shoulder and walked to the stadium.
"Irish javelin team" he said, and was also allowed entrance to the stadium.
The third Paddy picked up a roll of barbed wire, carried it to the stadium and announced, "Irish fencing team" !!

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Wintermoor