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mark Antrim, Northern Ire, United Kingdom(Zone 8b) Apr 25, 2003

A piece of tarmac goes into a pub, orders a pint and says
"I'm really hard I am, anyone want to take me on?"

No one replies.

After a few pints a piece of red tarmac comes in, buys a pint, drinks it and walks out.

The barman says, "you were quiet, I thought you would take anyone on?",

The tarmac says "are you kidding?, he was a cycle path!"

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