CIA Test

Jonesboro, GA(Zone 7b)

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
of the background checks, interviews, and testing
were done there were 3 finalists... Two men and a
woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We
must know that you will follow your instructions,
no matter what the circumstances.

Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting
in a chair...Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."

The agent said, Then you're not the right man for
this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about five minutes. Then the man came out with
tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This
gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

MORAL: Women will get the job done. Don't mess with
them.

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