Husband 1.0

> Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
> and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
> such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
> Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What
> can I do?
> Desperate
>
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>
> Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
> package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
command:
> C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If
> all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
> applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
> 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
> create Snoring Loudly. WAV files.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
> Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
> Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
> recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
>