Frog needs a loan!

A frog walk into a bank wanting to borrow $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog responds, “ Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger; it’s OK, he knows the bank manager.” Miss Patti Whack explains that $30,000 is a lot of money and that he will need collateral to secure the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, “ Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: “ There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and who wants to borrow $30,000.- and he wants to use "this" as collateral. “ She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “ I mean, what the heck is this?” The bank manager looks back at her and says, “ It’s a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”





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