Well, according to local sources, this winter there has:
Been so much snow on the ground, local golf courses are re-inventing themselves as cross-country ski resorts.
Been so windy, several weather reporters' hairdos have been blown out of place!
Been below freezing for so long, local zookeepers are considering shipping the penguins to Alaska to warm up.
Been so overcast, even diehard OSU fans are whispering to change the scarlet & gray colors to scarlet & ecru. They don't even care what color "ecru" is: as long as they don't have to look at gray anymore!
Been fresh snowfall so often, half the city's salt pile has been used! Panic sets in.
Sleeted so often, dry creeks are being used for ice-skating.
How much worse can things get????
How bad has the winter been?
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