Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart

Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart
> >
> > 60 above
> > * New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
> > * People in Upstate New York plant gardens.
> >
> > 50 above
> > * Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > * People in Upstate New York sunbathe.
> >
> > 40 above
> > * Italian and English cars won't start.
> > * People in Upstate New York drive with the
> windows down.
> >
> > 32 above
> > * Distilled water freezes.
> > * Sacandaga Lake's water gets thicker.
> >
> > 20 above
> > * Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves
> and woolly hats.
> > * People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel
> shirt
> >
> > 15 above
> > * Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
> > * People in Upstate New York have the last
> cook-out before it gets cold.
> > * People in Miami all die.
> > * Upstaters lick the flagpole.
> >
> > 20 below
> > * Californians fly away to Mexico.
> > * People in Upstate New York get out their winter
> coats.
> >
> > 40 below
> > * Hollywood disintegrates.
> > * The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling
> cookies door to door.
> >
> > 60 below
> > * Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> > * Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
> classes until it
> > gets cold enough.
> >
> > 80 below
> > * Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
> > * People in Upstate NY rent some videos.
> >
> > 100 below
> > * Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > * Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw
> the keg.
> >
> > 297 below
> > * Microbial life no longer survives on dairy
> products.
> > * Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with
> cold hands.
> >
> > 460 below
> > * ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the
> Kelvin scale).
> > * People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff
> for ya?"
> >
> > 500 below
> > * Hell freezes over.
> > * The Buffalo Bills (or the Miami Dolphins) win
> the Super Bowl.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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