signs someones hacked into your email account

Ten Signs Someone's Been Using Your (Hacked) Hotmail or Eircom Account

#10. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you.
#9. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
#8. When you log on, your PC says "You've got lawsuits!"
#7. Your in-box is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a cow porno kind of guy.
#6. You're suddenly getting more Spam than your local Spar shop.
#5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them £71,000,000 and change.
#4. "Mum, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.co.uk backing into our driveway?"
#3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom.
#2. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived.
#1. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately."