Marriage

Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: WE're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine ffor rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definately"
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?.
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinsons disease.?
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: All speeds and sizes."
Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."