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Aotearoa New York City, NY(Zone 6b) Jan 27, 2003

Q ~ What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A ~ Only one in two million ever does anything worthwhile.

Lawyer: An individual whose principal role is to protect his clients from others of his profession.

Any time a lawyer is seen but not heard, it’s a shame to wake him.

Q ~ Why is an avocado like a lawyer?
A ~ Both are “avocat” in French, and both have hearts like stones.

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