Immigrants!!

A man and his wife, both living in Britain, had been wanting to move to Australia for a long time as this is where many of their friends moved to.

Nowadays imigration to Australia, as it is with many countries is quite strict, and so they had a long wait for there interview with the imigration office.

Finally they got there interview and both very nervous after many questions they were asked, "Do any of you have a criminal record?" ......

to which the husband relpied "I didn't realise you still needed one?!"