A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused, saying,"I cannot accept money from you for you are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door of his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut and again the barber refused payment, saying, " I cannot accept money from you for you are a good man - you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut and again the barber refused payment, saying, "I cannot accept money from you for you are a good man - you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut!
Bernie
Haircuts
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