This just cracked me up as I know people like the daughter in this joke!
One year at Christmas a Mother went to her daughter's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible her daughter was, Mom decided to play a trick. She told her daughter that she needed something from the store and sent her for it. While she was gone, the Mother took the turkey out of the oven, unstuffed it, restuffed it with a Cornish game hen, put stuffing back over the top of it, and put it back in the oven.
When it came time for dinner, the daughter pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out this little bird!
With a look of total shock on her face, the Mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you killed a pregnant bird!!!!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, Patricia started to cry.
It took her Mother two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs.
The Turkey
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