Of course Santa isn't dead, he just sent me some kids jokes to keep everyone happy until he comes along in a couple of days .... he sends his best wishes, and doesn't want you to cry at the jokes, since he knows himself that they are so bad ..... so no *groan* ing please ;-)
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
They're so bad they're funny again.
Wintermoor
Santa's alive and kicking
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