THE CARDIOLOGIST
A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral ......I'm a gynecologist."
At that point,.............................. the proctologist fainted
I couldn't stop laughing over this one.
The cardiologist
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