THE EULOGY
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this
time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the
Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who
fulfilled His commandment to Go forth and multiply!
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally
together."
Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs."
The Eulogy
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