Shoe, Swoz, etc. - this one's for you

My friend sent me this today and I had no choice; I had to post it here. ;)


How do you know when you're staying in a
North Carolina hotel? When you call the front
desk and say "I got a leak in my sink," and the
person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

A North Carolina State trooper pulls over a
pickup truck and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"

Two North Carolinians are walking toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they
meet, one says, "Whatcha got in th' bag?"
"Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"
"OK. Ummmmm...five?"

A North Carolinian came home and found his house
on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire
department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh
house is on fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman,
"how do we get there?" "Shoot, ain't you fellers
still got them big red trucks?"

Why do folks in North Carolina go to R-rated
movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send
someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag
her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Where was the toothbrush invented? North Carolina.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teethbrush.


A new law was recently passed in North Carolina
so that when a couple gets divorced,they're still
brother and sister.


What do a divorce in North Carolina, a tornado
in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in
common? No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose
a trailer.


(My MIL lives in a trailer and those tornado warnings are no fun!)