Little Moron's big adventure

The little moron had learned he had prostate cancer, and was scheduled for surgery. The doctor told him to be sure to read the sheet given to him by the nurse, before he signed consent papers. It explained all possible side effects of the treatment.

On the day of surgery, the doctor arrived at Little Moron's room to accompany him to the operating room, and was surprised to find LM dressed in a tuxedo. He asked LM why he dressed up so much for surgery, and LM replied, "Well, doc, I read that sheet, every word, and I saw where it said I would probably be impotent after you finished. So I decided if I was going to be impotent, I wanted to dress like an impotent person."