Modern Day Confessional

MODERN DAY CONFESSIONALS

The elderly Priest, speaking to the younger priest, said: "It was a
good idea to replace the first four pews, with plush bucket theater seats.
It worked! The front of the church fills first."

The young priest nodded, as the old one continued:

"Also, you told me a little beat to the music would bring young people back
to church? So, I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll
gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony."

Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased you are
open-minded, to the new ideas of youth."

"Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone a bit too far with
the drive-thru confessional.

"But Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly
doubled since I began that!"

"I know son," replied the old priest, "but that flashing neon sign
"Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell" cannot stay on the church roof!"