Two brooms were hanging in the closet; after a while
they got to know each other so well they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom
was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner,
the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think
I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this!!?
Brace yourself; it's going to hurt...
Ready? ...
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER."
Brooms,this is soooooo bad!
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