My wife say's

My wife says that I don't pay any attention to what she says...at least, I THINK that's what she says...
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days
later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young
lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what
you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The Doctor said,
"I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,"Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.
Please be careful!" It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife
with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still
very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen,the man leaned over and
said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that,after all these years, you
still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said,"I forgot her name about 10 years ago."