An Insect Falls Into A Mug of Beer
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
An Insect Falls Into A Mug Of Beer
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