Clever patient

Mount Prospect, IL(Zone 5a)

A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital.
She said, Hello darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives information regarding your patients. But, I don't want to know if the patient is getting better, or doing like expected, or worse> I want to know all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z! The voice on the other end of the line said, thats a very unusual request...What is the patients name and room number?
She said, Yes darling, I would like to have that information about Sarah Finkel in room 302.
He said, Finkel, Finkel. Let me see. Feinburg, Farber, Finkel.
Oh yes. Mrs Finkel is doing very well. In fact, shes had 2 full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, shes going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve O clock.
The woman cried, Thank God! Thats wonderful! Oh Thank God!
Her test came back normal, shes getting off the heart machine in a couple of hours you say. Oh! Thats fantastic darling! And shes being released tomorrow at 12 O clock?
I'm so happy to hear that !!!! thats wonderful news!
The man on the phone said, From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very dear friend!
She said, What close family or friend? I'm Sara Finkel in 302! Cohen my doctor tells me nothing!!!!

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