Money

Now, finally, here's a chain e-mail that I like!

Money....

It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock But not Time
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
It can buy you Sex But not Love

So you see money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take
away your pain and suffering....

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
Cash is fine. You know where I live.