Letter to the FAA

Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Ave., S.W.
Washington, D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention
of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion
are not allowed to look at naked wome
we should replace all of our female flight
attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes
for fear of seeing a naked woman,
and of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying
again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings
and the airline industry
would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton