this is a funny one - lol

>A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
>They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
>The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
>Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time".
>"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
>"Hey coola down lady," said the man "who's talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."