Burglar Joke

Jesteburg-Wiedenhof, Germany(Zone 8a)

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker, and proceeded to
rob it.

The Quaker heard the noise, and took his shotgun downstairs.

Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently,
"Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am
about to shoot."

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